octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

(Source: animalkingd0m, via popularboyfriend)

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

(Source: longful, via popularboyfriend)

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

(Source: onleatherwings92, via xenigma)

(Source: lilbrittanya, via xenigma)

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

(via popularboyfriend)

guy:

I JUST STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE SO HARD BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT JESUS GOT NAILED TO THE CROSS SO IM JUST GONNA SHUT UP

(via popularboyfriend)

(via xenigma)

(Source: weheartit.com, via kimcakees)

niick4:

how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got

(Source: niick4, via popularboyfriend)